fredag 30 juli 2010

Best of Sue Sylvester

Sue Sylvester i "Glee" är förmodligen en av de hemskaste och mest egocentriska människor som "finns" men också en av de bästa och roligaste karaktärerna någonsin i TV-komedier. Hon levererar den ena klockrena repliken efter den andra och jag måste verkligen beundra de som skriver manus. För att inte tala om Jane Lynch som spelar henne. Några favoriter:

''You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!''

''I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.''

''...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face.''

''Me, I never wanted kids — don't have the time, don't have the uterus.''

"You know, I’m tired of hearing people complain, “I’m riddled with THIS disease” or “I was in THAT tsunami.” To them I say, “Shake it up a bit! Get out of your box! Even if that box happens to be where YOU’RE LIVING!” I’ll often yell at homeless people, “Hey! How’s that homelessness working out for ya? Give NOT being homeless a try, eh!”

“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assulted by uglies and fatties.”

“I love minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.”
 

 

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